Kurt Vonnegut
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Welcome to the monkey house. Science is magic that works. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. So it goes.

There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Welcome to the monkey house. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Poo-tee-weet. All this happened, more or less. Science is magic that works. It's round and wet and crowded. So it goes.

The arts are not a way to make a living. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. It's round and wet and crowded. Life is no way to treat an animal. So it goes.

Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. No damn cat. No damn cradle. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Science is magic that works. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. So it goes.

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Poo-tee-weet. Science is magic that works. Goodbye blue monday. Life is no way to treat an animal. So it goes.