Kurt Vonnegut
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Goodbye blue monday. Welcome to Earth. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Poo-tee-weet. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. God damn it, you've got to be kind. So it goes.

They are a very human way of making life more bearable. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Goodbye blue monday. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Welcome to the monkey house. Welcome to Earth. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. So it goes.

No damn cat. No damn cradle. Welcome to the monkey house. Hello babies. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. So it goes.

Science is magic that works. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. All this happened, more or less. God damn it, you've got to be kind. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. So it goes.

On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Welcome to Earth. So it goes.