Kurt Vonnegut
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Poo-tee-weet. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. I have become unstuck in time. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Welcome to Earth. God damn it, you've got to be kind. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. So it goes.

Welcome to Earth. Life is no way to treat an animal. Poo-tee-weet. All this happened, more or less. I have become unstuck in time. It's round and wet and crowded. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. So it goes.

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. The arts are not a way to make a living. Poo-tee-weet. Welcome to the monkey house. So it goes.

Hello babies. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. No damn cat. No damn cradle. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. So it goes.

They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Welcome to the monkey house. The arts are not a way to make a living. Poo-tee-weet. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. So it goes.