Kurt Vonnegut
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Welcome to the monkey house. Hello babies. Goodbye blue monday. Poo-tee-weet. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Life is no way to treat an animal. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Welcome to Earth. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. So it goes.

Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Poo-tee-weet. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. It's round and wet and crowded. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Hello babies. So it goes.

Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. God damn it, you've got to be kind. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. The arts are not a way to make a living. So it goes.

Life is no way to treat an animal. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Hello babies. No damn cat. No damn cradle. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. So it goes.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Hello babies. Goodbye blue monday. Poo-tee-weet. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Life is no way to treat an animal. All this happened, more or less. So it goes.