Kurt Vonnegut
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Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Poo-tee-weet. Welcome to the monkey house. Hello babies. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Goodbye blue monday. So it goes.

Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Goodbye blue monday. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. So it goes.

On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. Welcome to the monkey house. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. I have become unstuck in time. It's round and wet and crowded. So it goes.

Poo-tee-weet. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. God damn it, you've got to be kind. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Welcome to the monkey house. Life is no way to treat an animal. Welcome to Earth. Science is magic that works. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. So it goes.

I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. I have become unstuck in time. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Goodbye blue monday. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Welcome to the monkey house. Science is magic that works. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. So it goes.