Kurt Vonnegut
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Welcome to Earth. Life is no way to treat an animal. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Welcome to the monkey house. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Poo-tee-weet. So it goes.

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. The arts are not a way to make a living. Welcome to Earth. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. So it goes.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Welcome to Earth. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. God damn it, you've got to be kind. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Goodbye blue monday. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. So it goes.

Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Poo-tee-weet. All this happened, more or less. Welcome to Earth. Hello babies. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. I have become unstuck in time. So it goes.

Poo-tee-weet. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Life is no way to treat an animal. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. So it goes.