Kurt Vonnegut
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Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. Welcome to Earth. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. I have become unstuck in time. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Life is no way to treat an animal. So it goes.

Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Life is no way to treat an animal. It's round and wet and crowded. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. So it goes.

There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. Science is magic that works. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Poo-tee-weet. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Hello babies. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. So it goes.

God damn it, you've got to be kind. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Life is no way to treat an animal. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. Science is magic that works. It's round and wet and crowded. So it goes.

Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Life is no way to treat an animal. Poo-tee-weet. All this happened, more or less. Welcome to Earth. It's round and wet and crowded. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. So it goes.