Kurt Vonnegut
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Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Life is no way to treat an animal. I have become unstuck in time. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Welcome to the monkey house. Poo-tee-weet. So it goes.

Life is no way to treat an animal. Hello babies. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Goodbye blue monday. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. So it goes.

Hello babies. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. God damn it, you've got to be kind. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. I have become unstuck in time. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. So it goes.

On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. It's round and wet and crowded. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Goodbye blue monday. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. So it goes.

Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. Life is no way to treat an animal. Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. So it goes.