Kurt Vonnegut
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. Hello babies. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. So it goes.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Welcome to the monkey house. Welcome to Earth. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. So it goes.

It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Poo-tee-weet. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. All this happened, more or less. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. It's round and wet and crowded. Hello babies. God damn it, you've got to be kind. So it goes.

We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Welcome to the monkey house. Hello babies. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Science is magic that works. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. The arts are not a way to make a living. It's round and wet and crowded. So it goes.

We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Life is no way to treat an animal. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Poo-tee-weet. All this happened, more or less. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. So it goes.