Kurt Vonnegut
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It's round and wet and crowded. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Poo-tee-weet. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. I have become unstuck in time. Welcome to Earth. So it goes.

Goodbye blue monday. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. It's round and wet and crowded. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. All this happened, more or less. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. So it goes.

Welcome to the monkey house. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. I have become unstuck in time. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. So it goes.

Hello babies. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Welcome to Earth. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Life is no way to treat an animal. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. So it goes.

Welcome to the monkey house. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. God damn it, you've got to be kind. Life is no way to treat an animal. Hello babies. All this happened, more or less. So it goes.