Kurt Vonnegut
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Welcome to the monkey house. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Welcome to Earth. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Hello babies. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. So it goes.

Welcome to the monkey house. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. It's round and wet and crowded. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. So it goes.

Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Science is magic that works. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. God damn it, you've got to be kind. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Welcome to Earth. So it goes.

Goodbye blue monday. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. No damn cat. No damn cradle. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Science is magic that works. So it goes.

On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Welcome to Earth. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Poo-tee-weet. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. Welcome to the monkey house. So it goes.