Kurt Vonnegut
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Hello babies. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Goodbye blue monday. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. It's round and wet and crowded. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. So it goes.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. God damn it, you've got to be kind. Goodbye blue monday. Hello babies. All this happened, more or less. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. So it goes.

Hello babies. I have become unstuck in time. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. Life is no way to treat an animal. Welcome to the monkey house. So it goes.

We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Poo-tee-weet. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. All this happened, more or less. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. So it goes.

Life is no way to treat an animal. Welcome to the monkey house. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. I have become unstuck in time. It's round and wet and crowded. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. All this happened, more or less. So it goes.