Kurt Vonnegut
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Poo-tee-weet. All this happened, more or less. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Welcome to the monkey house. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Hello babies. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. So it goes.

No damn cat. No damn cradle. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Welcome to Earth. So it goes.

Poo-tee-weet. Welcome to the monkey house. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. It's round and wet and crowded. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. So it goes.

Welcome to Earth. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. So it goes.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. It's round and wet and crowded. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. So it goes.