Kurt Vonnegut
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Goodbye blue monday. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Welcome to the monkey house. Welcome to Earth. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. All this happened, more or less. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. God damn it, you've got to be kind. So it goes.

If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Welcome to Earth. It's round and wet and crowded. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. So it goes.

Life is no way to treat an animal. God damn it, you've got to be kind. It's round and wet and crowded. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. So it goes.

Hello babies. Goodbye blue monday. Poo-tee-weet. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. All this happened, more or less. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. So it goes.

God damn it, you've got to be kind. Welcome to Earth. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. All this happened, more or less. Poo-tee-weet. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. So it goes.