Kurt Vonnegut
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Welcome to the monkey house. All this happened, more or less. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. So it goes.

Welcome to Earth. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. It's round and wet and crowded. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Poo-tee-weet. Life is no way to treat an animal. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. So it goes.

God damn it, you've got to be kind. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Welcome to Earth. All this happened, more or less. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. So it goes.

I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. The arts are not a way to make a living. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Life is no way to treat an animal. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. Hello babies. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. So it goes.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. Goodbye blue monday. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. So it goes.