Kurt Vonnegut
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On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. Life is no way to treat an animal. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. It's round and wet and crowded. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Welcome to Earth. Hello babies. Poo-tee-weet. So it goes.

It's round and wet and crowded. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Poo-tee-weet. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Life is no way to treat an animal. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. So it goes.

Life is no way to treat an animal. Welcome to the monkey house. Welcome to Earth. Goodbye blue monday. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. I have become unstuck in time. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. No damn cat. No damn cradle. So it goes.

There's only one rule that I know of, babies. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. So it goes.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. God damn it, you've got to be kind. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Science is magic that works. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. So it goes.