Kurt Vonnegut
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Welcome to Earth. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Hello babies. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. So it goes.

Welcome to Earth. No damn cat. No damn cradle. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. So it goes.

Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. So it goes.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. So it goes.

God damn it, you've got to be kind. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Welcome to Earth. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. It's round and wet and crowded. So it goes.