Kurt Vonnegut
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Welcome to Earth. Goodbye blue monday. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. All this happened, more or less. So it goes.

Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. The arts are not a way to make a living. So it goes.

Goodbye blue monday. Welcome to Earth. God damn it, you've got to be kind. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Life is no way to treat an animal. So it goes.

I have become unstuck in time. Science is magic that works. Life is no way to treat an animal. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. Goodbye blue monday. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. So it goes.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Goodbye blue monday. The arts are not a way to make a living. I have become unstuck in time. It's round and wet and crowded. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Poo-tee-weet. So it goes.