{"text":"Goodbye blue monday. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Welcome to the monkey house. So it goes.\\nWampeters, foma and granfalloons. Science is magic that works. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Life is no way to treat an animal. Goodbye blue monday. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Welcome to Earth. God damn it, you've got to be kind. So it goes.\\nI have become unstuck in time. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Poo-tee-weet. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Science is magic that works. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. So it goes.\\nWelcome to the monkey house. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. So it goes.\\nKillgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. No damn cat. No damn cradle. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Goodbye blue monday. All this happened, more or less. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. So it goes.","count":5,"mode":3,"mode_name":"paragraphs","nsfw":true,"pilgrim_mode":true}