{"text":"Goodbye blue monday. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Poo-tee-weet. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. So it goes.\\nI have become unstuck in time. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Goodbye blue monday. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Science is magic that works. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. All this happened, more or less. So it goes.\\nNo damn cat. No damn cradle. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. God damn it, you've got to be kind. Welcome to Earth. The arts are not a way to make a living. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Hello babies. So it goes.\\nAll this happened, more or less. God damn it, you've got to be kind. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Hello babies. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. I have become unstuck in time. So it goes.\\nThe arts are not a way to make a living. All this happened, more or less. It's round and wet and crowded. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Goodbye blue monday. God damn it, you've got to be kind. So it goes.","count":5,"mode":3,"mode_name":"paragraphs","nsfw":true,"pilgrim_mode":true}