Kurt Vonnegut
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Goodbye blue monday. I have become unstuck in time. Poo-tee-weet. No damn cat. No damn cradle. It's round and wet and crowded. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. So it goes.

Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Welcome to the monkey house. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. I have become unstuck in time. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. So it goes.

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. All this happened, more or less. I have become unstuck in time. Welcome to Earth. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. So it goes.

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Poo-tee-weet. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. All this happened, more or less. I have become unstuck in time. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. So it goes.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Life is no way to treat an animal. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Poo-tee-weet. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. It's round and wet and crowded. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. So it goes.