Kurt Vonnegut
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. I have become unstuck in time. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Goodbye blue monday. So it goes.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. It's round and wet and crowded. Life is no way to treat an animal. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. So it goes.

It's round and wet and crowded. All this happened, more or less. Poo-tee-weet. God damn it, you've got to be kind. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Welcome to Earth. Welcome to the monkey house. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. So it goes.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. It's round and wet and crowded. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. Life is no way to treat an animal. Hello babies. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. So it goes.

Life is no way to treat an animal. Hello babies. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Goodbye blue monday. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Welcome to Earth. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. So it goes.