Kurt Vonnegut
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God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Welcome to the monkey house. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. No damn cat. No damn cradle. So it goes.

Hello babies. Science is magic that works. Welcome to Earth. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. I have become unstuck in time. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. So it goes.

If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Life is no way to treat an animal. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. God damn it, you've got to be kind. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. So it goes.

If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. The arts are not a way to make a living. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. All this happened, more or less. So it goes.

Poo-tee-weet. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Life is no way to treat an animal. The arts are not a way to make a living. So it goes.