Kurt Vonnegut
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Goodbye blue monday. Science is magic that works. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. I have become unstuck in time. Life is no way to treat an animal. All this happened, more or less. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. So it goes.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Goodbye blue monday. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. I have become unstuck in time. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Welcome to Earth. No damn cat. No damn cradle. It's round and wet and crowded. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Life is no way to treat an animal. So it goes.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. I have become unstuck in time. Goodbye blue monday. Poo-tee-weet. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Life is no way to treat an animal. So it goes.

Science is magic that works. Welcome to the monkey house. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Life is no way to treat an animal. Welcome to Earth. I have become unstuck in time. So it goes.

Goodbye blue monday. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. All this happened, more or less. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. I have become unstuck in time. So it goes.