Kurt Vonnegut
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It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Welcome to Earth. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. No damn cat. No damn cradle. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Hello babies. So it goes.

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. Hello babies. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Welcome to Earth. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Poo-tee-weet. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. So it goes.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. All this happened, more or less. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. Welcome to the monkey house. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. So it goes.

Welcome to Earth. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. All this happened, more or less. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. So it goes.

Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. God damn it, you've got to be kind. Welcome to Earth. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. All this happened, more or less. Poo-tee-weet. No damn cat. No damn cradle. I have become unstuck in time. So it goes.