Kurt Vonnegut
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There's only one rule that I know of, babies. All this happened, more or less. Goodbye blue monday. No damn cat. No damn cradle. Welcome to Earth. So it goes.

On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. It's round and wet and crowded. Life is no way to treat an animal. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. So it goes.

Welcome to the monkey house. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. No damn cat. No damn cradle. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Welcome to Earth. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. So it goes.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Hello babies. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Life is no way to treat an animal. God damn it, you've got to be kind. So it goes.

It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. No damn cat. No damn cradle. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Life is no way to treat an animal. Goodbye blue monday. So it goes.