Kurt Vonnegut
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It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Poo-tee-weet. We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Goodbye blue monday. Wampeters, foma and granfalloons. All this happened, more or less. So it goes.

Poo-tee-weet. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. Welcome to the monkey house. The arts are not a way to make a living. Killgore trout eating a tralfamadorian breakfast of champions. I have become unstuck in time. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Life is no way to treat an animal. Wide open beavers inside a hoosier cat's cradle. God damn it, you've got to be kind. So it goes.

Welcome to the monkey house. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. Goodbye blue monday. God bless you, Mr. Rosewater. It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. It's round and wet and crowded. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Life is no way to treat an animal. Slaughterhouse ice-nine karass with bokonon. So it goes.

Science is magic that works. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all. God damn it, you've got to be kind. All this happened, more or less. There's only one rule that I know of, babies. Hello babies. So it goes.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Goodbye blue monday. I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there. Welcome to Earth. It's round and wet and crowded. Ting-a-ling mother fucker. Life is no way to treat an animal. Poo-tee-weet. So it goes.